I thank God I had a home to run to and warm blankets to wrap myself in.

I wonder what happens to all the people living on the streets. They have nothing.

Girl: so did you get a job?

Guy: hah I think so.

Girl: REALLY?

Guy: yes! hah at CRAPOLA Bank after i give MR. HumanResourcesDude 300,000 taka ( around $4,200 USD).

So I guess there is hope afterall when(if) I graduate…

I think I stopped right before the start of my 8th semester. Intially it was coz I was just too tired when I finally got home after classes. Thanks to the notorious Dhaka traffic I usually came home anytime between 8.00pm to11.30pm!

Then I just got lazy.

And then I just stopeed giving a fuck.

It’s now winter break, the end of my 3rd year. After a week and a half of doing nothing ( my new year’s celebration included organizing my sorry wardrobe and defraggmenting my hard disk… yay for 2010!!) a familiar voice from deep within is calling for me to start bloggin ( if you can call it that) again.

Unfortunately that’s all its tellin me, I have no idea what the fuck to write about.

This is one of my favorite blog posts, it and works too, read on to find out what I mean:

Your Hair is Different

I forget where I read this tip, but I have used it many times with great success. It starts with the notion that most women change their hair all the time. You might not notice, but a woman is very aware of these small deviations in everything from highlights to length to fluffiness. I’m probably not using the official hairdresser terms, but you get the idea. It’s different every day, at least according to the woman who owns the hair. To me, hair is either brown or it isn’t, and you either have some or you don’t. The rest is beneath my radar.

So here’s the tip. When you see a woman who you haven’t seen for a few weeks, you can pay her this compliment, and it works every time. Say, “You’ve done something with your hair. I like it.”

The woman will feel flattered that you noticed anything beyond her hair’s very existence and its degree of brownness. She might even wonder if you can be her new gay friend. But she will confirm that something is indeed different and offer many details about how it got there. You can use that time to think about your hobbies.

So far, this idea isn’t mine. I just forget where I stole it from. But I did add a twist to it that I will claim credit for. You know how embarrassing it is when you introduce yourself to someone you think is a stranger at a gathering and the person says, “We met a few weeks ago.” This is a sure tipoff that you consider the person non-memorable. If the person is a woman, you can use the hair trick to save yourself. Simply look surprised that you have met before then pretend you are having a flash of recognition, and add “Of course! But your hair is different today. It threw me.”

Now you have flipped it from being the idiot who can’t remember a new person for a few weeks into a person who has such intense memory for detail that any deviation is the same as a mask.

Yes, I’ve used that method often. I can’t say it works every time, but it sure beats my old method of arguing that I must look like some other person and I just arrived in town an hour ago.

You’re welcome.

– Nikki Giovanni

First Sorrow by Rabindranath Tagore

The path by the shadow of the forest is now covered with grass.

On that deserted road, someone called me from behind.

“Don’t you recognise me?”

I turned back to look at him.

“I remember you, but do not recall your name.”

He said, “I am the sorrow who came to you when you were twenty-five.”

The corner of his eyes revealed a spark of ray, just like moonlight on a lake.

I stood there, surprised.

“Back then, you appeared like a dark monsoon cloud. Now, you look like a golden idol. Have you lost the tears of that day?” I asked.

He didn’t say anything, just smiled. I realized everything was contained in that smile.

The clouds of the rainy day had learned to smile like bright sunny days of the summer.

I asked him, “Have you preserved my youth of twenty-five?”

“Yes, I made it my necklace. Not even a single petal of the spring’s garland had fallen.”

I said, “See, how I have shriveled with age. But my youth is still adorning your neck, as fresh as ever.”

He slowly put that necklace around my neck and said, “Do you remember, that day you had said, you don’t need consolation, you only want sorrow?”

I shrugged a little. “Yes, I did. But it has been so long; I had forgotten about it.”

“But the one within you hadn’t forgotten. Now, you must accept me,” he said.

I held his hand and said, “How wonderful you look!”

He smiled and said, “That which was once sorrow, is now peace.”

Translated by Bhaswati Ghosh

 It kept me up most of the night.

It’s loud.  I can hear it from all across the hallway.

It doesn’t stop.

 I get a headache every time I go in. 

It’s driving me nuts. After finishing my business, I almost ran out not realizing I didn’t have any pants on.

It’s a brain piercing, high pitched, fast, almost beeping noise.

After a couple of aspirins and much head scratching, I still don’t know where it’s coming from.

There’s nothing in the bathroom, I checked, many times.

So for I’ve been able to work out that it’s definitely some sort of living creature; it stops for a few seconds every time I slam the door or the window shutters really loud. Well sometimes it does. And it only happens at around sunset.

I’ve wasted an entire can of bug spray. No luck.

We live on the top floor and I checked the roof, nothing there either. Is it living inside our walls???

It does sound a bit like a cricket, but don’t those things live out in the open where there’s grass?

Maybe it’s an injured cricket that broke its wing and can’t fly away. Perhaps it lost its way after the radio waves from all the cell phones interfered with its natural navigation system and is now sending SOS signals in the form of that horrid noise to all its mates to come and help.

Maybe it’s the neighbors just trying to annoy me. They probably planted some sort of noise emitting device outside my window….but umm that would sort of require flying ability, something I’m sure the 60 something year old couple living next door do not possess.

Maybe they want to take me back to their planet to make me their ruler? Maybe they want to take over earth and want to use me in   scientific experiments first, just to get understanding of our capabilities. Well the joke’s on them, as they’ll soon discover I’m the worst representation of human kind……muhahahah muhahaha

HELP!!!!

On the 10^th of May, on what should have been a happy day full of friends catching up and recounting the events of the past semester break over cups of steamy tea, turned into a rampage by a mob of enraged students.

Their outrage was justified, their actions were not.

As I moved up the floors the feelings of nostalgia were subdued by the utter resentment towards the adrenalin fueled outburst of the crazed mob. Restless and clouded by anger they wrecked mayhem inside the main building of the North South University.

It wasn’t supposed to be this way.

It was meant to be a peaceful demonstration against the unjust and illegal attempt to raise tuition fees.

I say illegal after reading an e-mail by one of the senior faculties to his students; if what he says is accurate, it is against the law for a foundation (i.e. non profit) to raise the fees in order to pay for increased costs. Only the founders are liable to pay for any development costs and that from their own pockets.

Personally, the rise in fees isn’t what pissed me off, it’s the way that the Board of Governors decided to implement it, by putting up an easily missed hyperlink to the announcement page on a tiny sidebar on the rather pitiful university web page, and that only three days prior to course selection. No official announcement, no letter, nothing. Talk about not having any balls.

As the dust begins to settle, we enter into a new round of blame throwing, exaggeration, lawsuits, the works. 

It wasn’t just the glass that was shattered that day, the reputation of the entire university was too.

01. Steven Tyler once left a show after just one song. The band had supposedly switched the setlist around and the Aerosmith vocalist was too wasted to realise that the concert had just begun.

02. Tony Iommi was a member of Jethro Tull for 10 minutes.

03. Despite releasing an album called “Speed Metal Symphony” and playing in Megadeth for a decade, Marty Friedman is not a heavy metal fan. Uh, what?

04. When James Hetfield first auditioned Lars Ulrich, he thought he was the worst drummer he’d ever heard.

05. The power chord was invented by Link Wray, whose signature track “Rumble” is featured in Quentin Tarantino’s “Pulp Fiction”.

06. In total, 4 keyboard-players of the Grateful Dead has died (and none by age).

07. Chuck Schuldiner, often called “the architect of death metal“, died a christian. Death’s upside-down cross was turned the right way on the last few albums.

08. Napalm Death’s debut album “Scum” suffers from an extreme line-up change. Only drummer Mick Harris plays on both sides of the album.

09. The largest concert ever was by Rod Stewart with 3,5 million people attending.

10. “Cinnamoon Girl” by Neil Young has a guitar solo which only consists of one note. The same goes for the intro riff in “Immigrant Song” by Led Zeppelin.

11. Iron Maiden was signed with a record contract on a concert where bassist Steve Harris sang, because their vocalist Paul Di’Anno was absent.

12. A critic once suggested that Paul McCartney was dead and the person on the cover of “Abbey Road” is a phonie. He even suggested that the band member’s positions where symbolic (John Lennon in white as Jesus, etc.). Believe it or not, it’s actually not true.

13. Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of The Moon” album has spent over 1500 weeks on the charts since it’s release.

14. Joni Mitchell has used over 50 different tunings in her career.

15. Dream Theater’s third line-up sometimes performed under the name “Nightmare Cinema“, where the band member’s changed instruments (John Petrucci played drums, Mike Portnoy played bass, John Myung played keyboards and Derek Sherinian played guitar). They would mostly play “Perfect Strangers” by Deep Purple and “Suicide Solution” by Ozzy Osbourne. A video can be found on YouTube.

16. Mötörhead-vocalist Lemmy was once a roadie for Jimi Hendrix.

17. Malcolm Young was a member of the Velvet Underground, which is not the same band you probably know of.

18. Frank Zappa has an asteroid named after him, “3824 Zappafrank“.

19. Paul Kossof from Free died of an heroin overdose in 1975. Kossof survived, and concluded that he probably was invincible. He died 6 months later of another overdose.

20. Johnny Greenwod has developed Repetitive Strain Injury in his arm for playing too fast. Well, duh. Apparently, same thing happened to one of the Immortal-guitarists, too. It was so bad he couldn’t even use soap. So stay away from tremolo picking, children.

21. Because he sleeps upside down at night, Keith Richards can’t be killed by ordinary weapons.

22. Martin Scorsese was an editor of the “Woodstock“-movie.

23. If you watch the movie “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?” you will see a guitar-player named Tommy Johnson, who sold his soul to the devil in exchange for good guitar skills. Tommy Johnson actually bore the legend before Robert Johnson did so.

24. John Fahey didn’t perform public after 3 albums, which was 6 years into his recording career.

25. Prince is a Jehova’s Witness.

26. Mark Knopfler and his Dire Straits would lower their volumes when playing at pubs so that drinkers could carry a conversation at the same time that the band played.

27. The guitar on the “Texas Flood”-album cover is not actually a Fender Stratocaster.

28. Zakk Wylde’s name is actually Jeffery Phillip Wiedlandt.

29. According to John Lennon, “Dig A Pony” and “And Your Bird Can Sing” were the worst songs he ever wrote.

30. The german heavy metal band Helloween released an album called “Pink Bubbles Go Ape”. Apart from the title track, the album contains such songs as “Number One” and “Heavy Metal Hamsters”. It was not a success.

31. The Dream Theater-instrumental “The Dance Of Eternity” contains 22 different time signatures.

32. Omar Rodriguez-Lopez of The Mars Volta has a collection of over 100 guitar pedals.

33. Nevermore 7-stringer Jeff Loomis were supposedly able to play Yngwie Malmsteen’s “Trilogy” album at age 14, and almost joined Megadeth when 16. According to Dave Mustaine, the age was the only reason he wasn’t taken in.

34. Dimebag Darrell was also asked to join Megadeth, but declined because he would rather play with his brother.

35. According to Alice Cooper, Jim Morrison’s pants would stand straight without any support due to the fact that the Doors vocalist didn’t change it for a whole year.

36. Spinal Tap’s Nigel Tufnel was supposedly inspired by Jeff Beck.

37. Noel Gallagher of Oasis doesn’t remember what his songs were about. He’s not the only one.

38. “Fade To Black” is not actually about suicide, but stolen Marshall amps.

39. During the tour for “Lean Into It”, Mr. Big was sponsored by the Japanese power tool manufacturers Makita. In return, the band wrote “Daddy, Brother, Lover, Little”, otherwise known as “The Drill Song” thanks to Paul Gilbert and Bill Sheehan using drills to give the song quite the unusual climax.

40. You don’t need technique to be good. According to David Gilmour, his godly signature style has emerged from his lack of technique. That’s good enough for me.

41. The Led Zeppelin instrumental “Moby Dick” was often used as a launching point for John Bonham’s drum solo, which would often last an entire half hour.

42. Dragonforce guitarist Sam Totman’s album collection only consists of about 5 CDs. In contrast, Opeth’s Mikael Åkerfeldt’s collection has about 3000-4000.

43. The power chord was invented by Link Wray.

44. While many bands and artists prefer to keep their songs completely rehearsed before going in the studio, Bob Dylan took the other way around. He would hire a group of musicians to come into the studio and record the songs. Fair enough, except that only Dylan knew the songs when the record-button was pressed. The musicians were forced to guess the chords and just go with the flow, not knowing how fast or long the song was going to be. “Why go through all of that?“, you might say. To be spontaneous, of course!

45. Guns N’ Roses holds the record for “most impressive chart entry“. With the release of “Use Your Illusion I” and “Use Your Illusion II“, both albums entered the two first slots at the album charts, a feat never done ever before or since.

46. The Edge turned up to U2′s first rehearsal with his brother Dick and a home-made electric guitar carved in the shape of a swan.

47. Ted Nugent first appeared in his concerts dressed as Tarzan.

48. Max Cavalera got drunk once and puked on Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder, returning 10 minutes to ask him for his autograph.

49. John Bush almost joined Metallica as a singer instead of James Hetfield.

50. The easiest song ever? A strong candidate is by far The Beatles’ “Tomorrow Never Knows“, with nothing but a C-chord as accompaniment.

51. Steve Vai plays the devil’s guitarist in the movie “Crossroads” (no, not the Britney Spears one).

52. You know you’re outplayed when your solo lasts 8 bars, while the other guitarist in your band has a solo for over a hundred bars, which is the case for Television’s “Marquee Moon”.

53. The name “Blackwater Park”, the 5th album by Opeth, is actually taken from a german band 1970′s progband with the same name.

54. Zakk Wylde didn’t start to play guitar until he was 15.

55. Joe Perry makes and bottles his own hot sauce.

56. T-Rex’s “Ride A White Swan” is about Marc Bolan’s white Stratocaster.

57. During a live gig with one of his first bands, Iron Maiden bassist Steve Harris supposedly played the intro of one of the songs so bad that the singer came in late, because he thought Harris was tuning his bass.

58. Yngwie Malmsteen plays with a scalloped fretboard, which actually makes it harder to play fast. Ironic, huh?

59. The drum sound on Buddy Know’s 1957 hit, “Party Doll” was actually made by a cardboard box filled with cotton.

60. Jethro Tull’s 1968 debut single, “Sunshine Day” was wrongfully credited to Jethro Toe.

61. Ringo Starr almost joined another Liverpool band called Kingsize Taylor And The Dominoes. What do you mean you haven’t heard about them?

62. The longest album title ever is by Fiona Apple and has 90 words. The album is called (here goes): “When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight And He’ll Win The Whole Thing ‘Fore He Enters The Ring There’s No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land And If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right“.

63. Jimmy Page played on Tom Jones’ super-hit “It’s Not Unusual”.

64. Most of the people singing on “We Are The World” don’t actually like the song. Cyndi Lauper even said it sounded like a Pepsi commercial.

65. The Beatles was technically never officialy signed.

66. Buddy Holly asked his future wife for a date, 30 seconds after meeting her and proposed later the same week. Six months earlier, he had recorded a song called “Take Your Time”.

67. The first #1 album in the US to be non-available on vinyl was Vanilla Ice’s “To The Extreme“.

68. Chris Poland and Gar Samuelson from the first Megadeth line-up were actually jazz/fusion musicians.

69. Grand Funk Railroad took their name after a Michigan landmark, The Grand Trunk Railroad. Oh, history could have been so different.

70. Opeth/Trivium/Killswitch Engage-producer Andy Sneap used to be in a band called Sabbat, which is not the “other” band.

71. All Morbid Angel-albums are titled alphabetically (“Altars Of Madness”, “Blessed Are The Sick”, “Covenant”, etc).

72. Performance contracts for Van Halen stipulated that they should be provided with a supply of M&Ms at every show, but all of the brown one had to be removed.

73. “Rock and rock” is a slang for sexual intercourse.

74. Before the Diana Ross/Florence Ballard/Mary Wilson version of The Supremes came to fame, there was actually an all-male quartet called just that.

75. The most played song on jukeboxes in the US is “Crazy” by Patsy Cline.

76. Paul Anka’s first album sold 300 copies, while the sophomore album sold nine million.

77. Neil Young collects model trains.

78. Among the suggestions for what the name W.A.S.P. really meant, was the catchy phrase “We Are Sexul Perverts”, but it could also be “Women’s Air-Force Service Pilots”.

79. Antoine “Fats” Domino and his wife Rosemary have eight children, all whom have names starting with an “A”.

80. Upon meeting the band Pink Floyd for the first time, a record company executive asked them “which one’s Pink?”. It was later was used as a line in “Have A Cigar”.

81. 60% percent of all records sold in the US in February and March, 1964, belonged to The Beatles.

82. Jimmy Page’s band The Firm (founded in 1984) was said to be a vehicle to show people that he was not a washed up drug user. In the fall of the same year, he was arrested for possession of cocaine.

83. Elvis Presley had a show opener called “The Theme From 2001″. It was named so because he always felt there was something special about the number 2001. He died 08.16.1977, which adds up to 2001.

84. Cannibal Corpse has actually sold millions of albums, despite being banned in several countries.

85. Prince recorded every instrument at his debut album himself. At 17. Not bad.

86. Justin Hawkin’s falsetto vocals were initially just a joke. Initially?

87. The 10-minute solo on “Maggot Brain” by Funkadelic is 100& improvised by Eddie Hazel. Producer George Clinton told Hazel to play like his mother just did

88. Steve Vai only joined Whitesnake to get his music heard. Oh, really?

89. As with Eddie Van Halen, Joe Satriani initially wanted to be a drummer.

90. Most of the time, covers aren’t really accepted as being better or even yet as good as the originals. That wasn’t the case with Jimi Hendrix’s version of “All Along The Watchtower”, which Bob Dylan found so good that when he played live, he would play it like Hendrix instead of like his own version.

91. Dimebag Darrell’s brother, Vinnie Paul, was initially a tuba player.

93. The effects at the end of Link Wray’s “Rumble” is caused by holes in the amplifier, which Wray supposedly poked himself.

94. The Edge wanted to be a surgeon as a kid.

95. One of the many problems which the early Pink Floyd faced with Syd Barrett was the fact that he would play the same note during an entire concert. And you said drugs made great music?

96. Jethro Tull’s Jon Anderson finds Thin Lizzy noisy.

97. Derek Sherinian of Dream Theater fame once proposed the idea of him being rhythm guitarist in the band. John Petrucci declined, saying it would look too much like the 80′s hair-band Winger.

98. “Hangar 18″ by Megadeth has 11 guitar solos.

99. The title track of Black Sabbath’s sophomore album, is a filler song written in one hour. The result: the band changed the album’s title from “War Pigs” to “Paranoid” and the song became their biggest hit, not to mention their only mainstream-known song.

100. The guitar solo in Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Freebird” was initially a pause in the set for vocalist Ronnie VanZant to rest his vocal cords.

101. According to Guinnes World Records, the shortest song ever is “You Suffer” by Napalm Death, which is 1,3 seconds long.